Old Fuck Duck Drawings

Found a few old (ancient) "Fuck Duck" drawings I drew a thousand years ago. I have a ton more somewhere. They're really stupid and I won't waste your time explaining what's going on in them. I'm an idiot.

This last one is a little hard to understand, but it was Fuck Duck trading in his teeth at the pawn shop for corn bread that he then sold to pay for the swimming pool he had installed in his buddy, Jesus' backyard. Knowing that Jesus cannot swim due to being unable to go underwater.