IMDb should just put me on their payroll at this point.

For many years now IMDb has been taking my screenshots and putting them on their website. Thousands of them by this point. I really don't mind since most of them are just screenshots off of movies that I review, but the thing that irritates me is they put ads around the pictures. Seems pretty scummy to me, to make cash money off of my labor of love. I don't even make money off this shit! haha.

Here is an example, from my review for RACQUET. All of those are my screenshots.

Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 4

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Jim's Pizza. McKinney, TX

While looking for old movie ads, I kept seeing ads for a pizza joint in McKinney, TX called Jim's Pizza. I was curious, so I gathered a few together. I might add more later on if I see any.

Next James Bond

I don't know if they ever announced the next James Bond or not, but I think Krys Marshall would make an excellent Bond. Just my two cents.

Midnight Horror Movie Theater Riot

TV Detective.

Daydreaming about an old hard-boiled fictional detective (like Sam Spade or ol' boy from Justified), but with a brain kinda more into problem solving (like Sherlock Holmes or Adrian Monk). Many years into his career he notices a pattern that he has only shot bad guys on Sundays. Never on any other day. And even then, only like 10 a year. And always 10. He's only shot 10 bad guys a year and only on Sundays for the last decade. Even though he's in his late 40's. He starts investigating himself and comes to realize that he is in a TV show.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS newspaper ad censorship.

I'm guessing this 1983 newspaper ad for SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS was too risque for the sensitive citizens of Nashville back in ye olde 1983. First ad is from Nov. 04, 1983 and the second is from Nov. 11, 1983. You'll notice that the second ad has the actresses' sinful underboob covered up by what looks like a marker.

Shameful. The censorship, not the ad.

Burger King Herb

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 20

The good ol' days.

Randomly going through old newspapers and found this wild snippet from 1753. Double murder and two boxers falling onto a boiling pot of oil.

Time travel goal.

Browsing through old newspapers when I came across this New Year's Even midnight showing of Abby. Fuuuuuk, that would be so badass. (Side note: I was lucky enough to see Abby in the theater a few years ago. It was awesome.) Anyway, if I ever make a portable time-travel device, I'm going to go to this showing.