Time travel goal.

Browsing through old newspapers when I came across this New Year's Even midnight showing of Abby. Fuuuuuk, that would be so badass. (Side note: I was lucky enough to see Abby in the theater a few years ago. It was awesome.) Anyway, if I ever make a portable time-travel device, I'm going to go to this showing.

Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 3

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Using a Peanuts cartoon for a flyer is probably totally illegal, so don't blame me for shit. My idea was Charlie is telling Snoopy about an upcoming show. I used it for a local free house show in somebody's living room and had Snoopy replying "Dope." No idea why, just thought it was silly and funny. I actually made a totally different flyer for the show and had that flyer in Charlie's speech bubble.

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19

Is this where Gwar got their name from?

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19

The single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time?

Just going through old newspaper ads and I found this by total accident. To me, this might be the single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time. That said, I still think THE WEEKEND IT LIVES is my greatest discovery to date.

Another dream idea.

Had a dream about a vampire planet version of Armageddon except the comet kills everybody and 85% of the movie is just old ass ancient vampires dramatically talking about how old they are non-stop.

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) VHS screencaptures