Sunday, April 19, 2026

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS newspaper ad censorship.

I'm guessing this 1983 newspaper ad for SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS was too risque for the sensitive citizens of Nashville back in ye olde 1983. First ad is from Nov. 04, 1983 and the second is from Nov. 11, 1983. You'll notice that the second ad has the actresses' sinful underboob covered up by what looks like a marker.

Shameful. The censorship, not the ad.

Burger King Herb

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

The good ol' days.

Randomly going through old newspapers and found this wild snippet from 1753. Double murder and two boxers falling onto a boiling pot of oil.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Time travel goal.

Browsing through old newspapers when I came across this New Year's Even midnight showing of Abby. Fuuuuuk, that would be so badass. (Side note: I was lucky enough to see Abby in the theater a few years ago. It was awesome.) Anyway, if I ever make a portable time-travel device, I'm going to go to this showing.

Monday, February 9, 2026

Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 3

Part 1
Part 2

Using a Peanuts cartoon for a flyer is probably totally illegal, so don't blame me for shit. My idea was Charlie is telling Snoopy about an upcoming show. I used it for a local free house show in somebody's living room and had Snoopy replying "Dope." No idea why, just thought it was silly and funny. I actually made a totally different flyer for the show and had that flyer in Charlie's speech bubble.

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19