Midnight Horror Movie Theater Riot

TV Detective.

Daydreaming about an old hard-boiled fictional detective (like Sam Spade or ol' boy from Justified), but with a brain kinda more into problem solving (like Sherlock Holmes or Adrian Monk). Many years into his career he notices a pattern that he has only shot bad guys on Sundays. Never on any other day. And even then, only like 10 a year. And always 10. He's only shot 10 bad guys a year and only on Sundays for the last decade. Even though he's in his late 40's. He starts investigating himself and comes to realize that he is in a TV show.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS newspaper ad censorship.

I'm guessing this 1983 newspaper ad for SAN FERNANDO VALLEY GIRLS was too risque for the sensitive citizens of Nashville back in ye olde 1983. First ad is from Nov. 04, 1983 and the second is from Nov. 11, 1983. You'll notice that the second ad has the actresses' sinful underboob covered up by what looks like a marker.

Shameful. The censorship, not the ad.

Burger King Herb

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 20

The good ol' days.

Randomly going through old newspapers and found this wild snippet from 1753. Double murder and two boxers falling onto a boiling pot of oil.

Time travel goal.

Browsing through old newspapers when I came across this New Year's Even midnight showing of Abby. Fuuuuuk, that would be so badass. (Side note: I was lucky enough to see Abby in the theater a few years ago. It was awesome.) Anyway, if I ever make a portable time-travel device, I'm going to go to this showing.

Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 3

Part 1
Part 2

Using a Peanuts cartoon for a flyer is probably totally illegal, so don't blame me for shit. My idea was Charlie is telling Snoopy about an upcoming show. I used it for a local free house show in somebody's living room and had Snoopy replying "Dope." No idea why, just thought it was silly and funny. I actually made a totally different flyer for the show and had that flyer in Charlie's speech bubble.

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19