Novels Where Nothing Happens.

I still want to write a series of very long novels where literally nothing happens ever. A small mountain town and nothing happens. Ever. Thousands of pages of just the sheriff tracking down a raccoon that took a bite out of old lady Mazurki’s blueberry pie.

Metal Bar House Music

If I owned a metal bar that played live music I’d have the first song that plays when the house music comes on be “SOS” by ABBA. Concert's over, now it's time to rock!