Reality TV show idea: “Ghostytime N0n-Pants-shitting Happytime Hour”.
A 30-minute reality show about a massively overpopulated team of ghost hunters who are so brave that no matter how many ghosts or scary things they encounter, they never shit their pants and they make a big deal about showing how clean their underwear always is. Then in the final moment of every single episode, somebody ends up getting so scared they violently shit their pants.
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Saturday, August 30, 2025
Monday, August 25, 2025
Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 2
Just more concert flyer template ideas I had. As before: If you do decide to use a pic, please print it up and then crumple it up and xerox it at least 3 or 4 generations. Thanks.
Monday, August 18, 2025
Rocky Horror Shadowcast Gang War
Going through some old newspapers and I found this listing of two different movie theaters in the same city both showing THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW at the same time. No clue if either one of them had a shadowcast, but it gave me the idea for a short story (or even a series of novels) about a long-running gang war between two different shadowcasts that both operate in an extremely small city. There is only two single-screen theaters in town and both are on the main street near the only traffic light in town. Neither are allowed to burn the other theater down, due to respect to Rocky, so instead they just do silly stuff like messing with each others costumes and cue cards. I can think up thousands of other ideas, but too depressed right now. I'd enjoy seeing an actual voodoo priest involved somehow.
[Update 08/20/2025: Been thinking a little about the voodoo priest character and I think he (or she or they) should be a voodoo priest tough guy. His signature move is to cleanly cut off a person's nutsack and let them live, then sew the ball to the inside top lining of his old beat-up pick-up truck. When he feels like it or is angry, he punches the balls and the person who the balls used to belong to would still feel the pain in their phantom ballz. One time, the voodoo priest wreck his truck and he tumbled end over end and dozens of ball-less dudes all over the world simultaneously started writhing in pain as their balls smashed into each other.
[Update 08/21/2025: Thought about it a little more and such a violent character doesn't really fit in with my idea of the Rocky Horror gang war, so I'm going to move the voodoo priest enforcer / ballsack enchanter over to my moonshine warfare story that I've been working on (for my own private reading) for a while now. Oh yeah, the two Rocky gangs might be fighting over the UK versus US versions. One theater shows one and the other shows the, uh, other. But at the end of the story (which might be like 10 or so books in) will have the groups coming together to do a Science Fiction Double Feature and showing both films one after the other.]
[Update 08/21/2025: Thought about it a little more and such a violent character doesn't really fit in with my idea of the Rocky Horror gang war, so I'm going to move the voodoo priest enforcer / ballsack enchanter over to my moonshine warfare story that I've been working on (for my own private reading) for a while now. Oh yeah, the two Rocky gangs might be fighting over the UK versus US versions. One theater shows one and the other shows the, uh, other. But at the end of the story (which might be like 10 or so books in) will have the groups coming together to do a Science Fiction Double Feature and showing both films one after the other.]
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Dogcat: Cat / Dog Lawyer
Cartoon idea: Henry Dogcat is a rhinoceros and lawyer who specializes in cases dealing with cats and dogs.
Monday, August 11, 2025
Mentions of a human centipede before The Human Centipede.
A few random mentions of a "human centipede" long before the film The Human
Centipede came out. Some dating back to the 1800's, which makes me wish they
would make a THC story set back in the 1800's. Maybe a Western? Hop-A-Long Cassidy versus The Human Centipede, mayhaps? Definitely want to see the centipede riding a centipede horse.
Saturday, August 2, 2025
Smart Bird Feeder
Story idea: An elderly women lives alone. Her grandchildren buy her a smart bird feeder. One day while checking out her new bird videos, she overhears audio of somebody planning a murder. There's more details obviously, but that is a good start.
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Alien TV Program
Maybe this has been done already, if not...story idea: normal dude becomes convinced that humans are living in a simulation for alien television, so he (secretly) starts living his life like he’s on a hidden TV show. He becomes the #1 program on the alien planet.
Tuesday, April 15, 2025
Pokeman Pics
A buddy of mine took these pics around eight hundred years ago at an event in Dallas, Texas. I just came across them and figured they were too awesome not to share if they're not already on the internet. Enjoy. And no, I have no idea who these people are.
Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Free Concert Flyer Templates, Part 1.
Sometimes when I'm playing with Charlie or listening to audiobooks, I like to
mess with pictures. Some of these might make interesting concert flyer
templates, so feel free to use them if you're in a band or a musical artist.
Also, I'm sure a lot of the original images are copyrighted, so I'm not sure
what the legality of that is, but I'm not in it for the money obviously.
If you do decide to use a pic, please print it up and then crumple it up and xerox it at least 3 or 4 generations. Thanks.
If you do decide to use a pic, please print it up and then crumple it up and xerox it at least 3 or 4 generations. Thanks.
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