Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19

Is this where Gwar got their name from?

Random Newspaper Clippings That Don't Have a Place on Happyotter, Volume 19

The single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time?

Just going through old newspaper ads and I found this by total accident. To me, this might be the single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time. That said, I still think THE WEEKEND IT LIVES is my greatest discovery to date.

Another dream idea.

Had a dream about a vampire planet version of Armageddon except the comet kills everybody and 85% of the movie is just old ass ancient vampires dramatically talking about how old they are non-stop.

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) VHS screencaptures

CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE (1992) HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK (1992)