The single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time?

Just going through old newspaper ads and I found this by total accident. To me, this might be the single greatest newspaper movie ad of all time. That said, I still think THE WEEKEND IT LIVES is my greatest discovery to date.

Another dream idea.

Had a dream about a vampire planet version of Armageddon except the comet kills everybody and 85% of the movie is just old ass ancient vampires dramatically talking about how old they are non-stop.

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) VHS screencaptures

CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE (1992) HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK (1992)

Grave

I just wanna give a big shout out to the death metal band Grave for releasing an EP 13 years before they even formed. Truly impressive.

Ian Parminter?

While looking for old newspaper movie ads I came across this photograph and description about a young man named Ian Parminter being signed to star in The Secret Garden (1949). Problem is I cannot find any mention of him in that movie or any other films. Curious what happened to him?

Large Pothole.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/B843kxgVMX8WsuDw6

Doesn't the guy from BulletBoys look like the dude from Police Academy?

"Worker Caught in Machine Cuts Off Arm to Save Self"

Came across this article (from 1977) while looking for old movie ads and thought it was too interesting not to share:

Ultimate Homosexual Experience

Cool Design Update.

Cool design update on the iPhone. On the old layout you could easily see all of the info at a glance. Now it looks like crap and you have to do an extra click for every single item. Awesome. Thanks, I enjoy wasting time.

Old simple design:

New improved crapfest:

Leatherface Pokemon pic

I'm not sure why, but I was daydreaming about those Pokemon pictures my buddy took (and I posted a while back) and this came to mind, so I made it.